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rupees_al
20-07-2005, 14:28
these are some top pick up lines and chat up story type things...

linky (http://www.nerve.com/contest/pickupline/)



eg...

While waiting for a pizza, a very alternative blonde and friends pulled up stools next to me. We hit it off, so I went for it. I looked at her, gave her my best half-****ed grin, and said "letís go to your place. The worst that could happen is youíll have a good time then send me on my way. Weíre both adults here, so we donít have to answer to anyone — we can do whatever we want.î She then consulted her friends, who proceeded to write up a contract stating I had to guarantee her satisfaction.

and why don't i meet chicks like this.....

Okay, so I walk up to the handsome smoker at the bar and say, "Can I bum a cig?" As they hand it to me (which they do, 'cause guys are nice) and I'm placing it seductively on my lips, I say, "Why, thank you. I don't smoke, but I wanted something of yours in my mouth!" I use it a lot (even though I do smoke) and usually get a great jaw-drop and a cigarette (at the very least).